Discussion:
Best Halo 2 trash talk lines?
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lutonomy
2004-12-15 01:55:04 UTC
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Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in Halo
2 when they kill someone.

In ctf if I get a flag carrier I like to say in my best
scolding-a-3-year-old voice: "Stealing is wrong". Or if you stick someone
with a plasma grenade: "Oh, you found my grenade! I was looking for that."
or "You're really attractive. To grenades."

The ape-like comments like "suck it" or "eat it bitch" are pretty (yawn)
boring. Anyone else have some good ones?
TheLightsAreOn
2004-12-15 02:36:03 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in
Halo 2 when they kill someone.
In ctf if I get a flag carrier I like to say in my best
scolding-a-3-year-old voice: "Stealing is wrong". Or if you stick
someone with a plasma grenade: "Oh, you found my grenade! I was
looking for that." or "You're really attractive. To grenades."
The ape-like comments like "suck it" or "eat it bitch" are pretty
(yawn) boring. Anyone else have some good ones?
Lifted from cardboard card CD was attached to in Vol. 1 of XBOX LIVE
Gamer magazine:

The Beginner's Guide to Talking Smack!

Online? Frustrated? Want to instigate trouble with some insulting
comments, but simply don't know how? Use this handy clip-and-save guide
to trash-talk online, and soon you'll be on everyone's mute list!

"You know you can't change your Gamertag, right?
Because your sad performance today goes down on your permanent record."

"What will your excuse for sucking be today - screen glare, in-room
distraction, or just lag?"

"Congratulations - you're now sniping at the fourth-grade level."

"Here's a tip: Aim for the moving things."

"Microsoft just sent me an in-game message. They said you're not allowed
to play anymore."

"I'd be sorry for you, but you're sorry enough on your own."

"Should I stop using my hands?"

"Wow, good thing you don't have to show your face."

"My grandmother could beat you, and she's dead."

"Hey, you can't win them all. But try to win one."

and my personal fav:

"Dude, it's the A button. No, the green one."
Keith Schiffner
2004-12-15 02:39:26 UTC
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"Dude, it's the A button. No, the green one."
What? WHAT! The "A" button? Damn and all this time I thought
it was the chartreuse one...
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Nefarious Necrologist 42nd Degree
Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
jewelry once in a while.
Dum vivimus, vivamus
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McQualude
2004-12-15 03:11:23 UTC
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lutonomy...
Post by lutonomy
The ape-like comments like "suck it" or "eat it bitch" are pretty
(yawn) boring. Anyone else have some good ones?
Sometimes I say, "Hey buddy, I just shot you, tee, hee."
--
McQualude
Brother Justin
2004-12-15 03:35:30 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in Halo
2 when they kill someone.
In ctf if I get a flag carrier I like to say in my best
scolding-a-3-year-old voice: "Stealing is wrong". Or if you stick someone
with a plasma grenade: "Oh, you found my grenade! I was looking for that."
or "You're really attractive. To grenades."
The ape-like comments like "suck it" or "eat it bitch" are pretty (yawn)
boring. Anyone else have some good ones?
Yer gay aren't ya?
Keith Schiffner
2004-12-15 04:06:12 UTC
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Post by Brother Justin
Yer gay aren't ya?
He does seem to be a rather jolly fellow. Then again I don't
suppose we can expect a 13 year old like you to have a clue
as to the meaning of words.
--
Nefarious Necrologist 42nd Degree
Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
jewelry once in a while.
Dum vivimus, vivamus
<:(3 )3~~ <:(3 )3~~ <:(3 )3~ <:(3 )3~
<:(3 )~ <:(3 )~
lutonomy
2004-12-15 07:10:25 UTC
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Post by Brother Justin
Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in
Halo
Post by lutonomy
2 when they kill someone.
Yer gay aren't ya?
I just spent the last 3 minutes in a catatonic state dumbfounded by your
lack of originality and thought process in attempting to insult me. How on
earth did you beat out 10 million other sperm?
Keith Schiffner
2004-12-15 17:25:18 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Post by Brother Justin
Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they
like to say in
Halo
Post by lutonomy
2 when they kill someone.
Yer gay aren't ya?
I just spent the last 3 minutes in a catatonic state
dumbfounded by your lack of originality and thought
process in attempting to insult me. How on earth did you
beat out 10 million other sperm?
Probably because his was the one that ended up on her finger
when she wiped her chin....
Sadly there are no truly new and original insults...not good
ones anyway.
lutonomy
2004-12-15 19:16:32 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Post by Brother Justin
Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in
Halo
Post by lutonomy
2 when they kill someone.
Yer gay aren't ya?
I just spent the last 3 minutes in a catatonic state dumbfounded by your
lack of originality and thought process in attempting to insult me. How
on earth did you beat out 10 million other sperm?
Probably because his was the one that ended up on her finger when she
wiped her chin....
LOL. Nice.
Brother Justin
2004-12-16 00:54:26 UTC
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Post by Keith Schiffner
Post by lutonomy
Post by Brother Justin
Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they
like to say in
Halo
Post by lutonomy
2 when they kill someone.
Yer gay aren't ya?
I just spent the last 3 minutes in a catatonic state
dumbfounded by your lack of originality and thought
process in attempting to insult me. How on earth did you
beat out 10 million other sperm?
Probably because his was the one that ended up on her finger
when she wiped her chin....
Sadly there are no truly new and original insults...not good
ones anyway.
And you both just helped prove it!
Keith Schiffner
2004-12-16 01:14:06 UTC
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And you both just helped prove it!
Proved what? That you are at best 16 years old and don't
realize that without a LARGE vocabulary there are no new
insults and even then there really isn't any thing new under
the sun.

You opprobrious onager.
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Nefarious Necrologist 42nd Degree
Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
jewelry once in a while.
Dum vivimus, vivamus
<:(3 )3~~ <:(3 )3~~ <:(3 )3~ <:(3 )3~
<:(3 )~ <:(3 )~
Stavros J Beauchamps
2004-12-15 09:48:46 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in Halo
2 when they kill someone.
In ctf if I get a flag carrier I like to say in my best
scolding-a-3-year-old voice: "Stealing is wrong". Or if you stick someone
with a plasma grenade: "Oh, you found my grenade! I was looking for that."
or "You're really attractive. To grenades."
Yes but do you have any clever/funny things that you say?
lutonomy
2004-12-15 12:17:15 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in
Halo
Post by lutonomy
2 when they kill someone.
In ctf if I get a flag carrier I like to say in my best
scolding-a-3-year-old voice: "Stealing is wrong". Or if you stick someone
with a plasma grenade: "Oh, you found my grenade! I was looking for
that."
Post by lutonomy
or "You're really attractive. To grenades."
Yes but do you have any clever/funny things that you say?
Well that's why I'm asking. I need some better ideas. What have the 8 year
olds who have owned your ass in the game said?
hidn_under_dress_scared_shitless
2004-12-15 14:21:12 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Post by lutonomy
Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in
Halo
Post by lutonomy
2 when they kill someone.
In ctf if I get a flag carrier I like to say in my best
scolding-a-3-year-old voice: "Stealing is wrong". Or if you stick someone
with a plasma grenade: "Oh, you found my grenade! I was looking for
that."
Post by lutonomy
or "You're really attractive. To grenades."
Yes but do you have any clever/funny things that you say?
Well that's why I'm asking. I need some better ideas. What have the 8 year
olds who have owned your ass in the game said?
The 8 year olds usually say "I'm teabaggin yah!, I'm teabagging yah!"
Stavros J Beauchamps
2004-12-16 11:23:47 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Post by lutonomy
Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in
Halo
Post by lutonomy
2 when they kill someone.
In ctf if I get a flag carrier I like to say in my best
scolding-a-3-year-old voice: "Stealing is wrong". Or if you stick someone
with a plasma grenade: "Oh, you found my grenade! I was looking for
that."
Post by lutonomy
or "You're really attractive. To grenades."
Yes but do you have any clever/funny things that you say?
Well that's why I'm asking. I need some better ideas. What have the 8 year
olds who have owned your ass in the game said?
Sorry I don't and have never owned a donkey, but I can see why you need help
with your put downs.

Be gracious in victory and respect will be earned!
NtroVerT
2004-12-17 08:42:28 UTC
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Post by Stavros J Beauchamps
Post by lutonomy
Well that's why I'm asking. I need some better ideas. What have the 8
year
Post by lutonomy
olds who have owned your ass in the game said?
Sorry I don't and have never owned a donkey, but I can see why you need help
with your put downs.
That's very noble of you. Lovers don't own each other. Relationships
should be reciprocal.
Diablos Rojos
2004-12-17 12:10:53 UTC
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Post by NtroVerT
Post by Stavros J Beauchamps
Post by lutonomy
Well that's why I'm asking. I need some better ideas. What have the 8
year
Post by lutonomy
olds who have owned your ass in the game said?
Sorry I don't and have never owned a donkey, but I can see why you need help
with your put downs.
That's very noble of you. Lovers don't own each other. Relationships
should be reciprocal.
Well done, a better class of put down! Perhaps you can help out the other
guys.
Christopher Fowler
2004-12-15 02:44:15 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in Halo
2 when they kill someone.
In ctf if I get a flag carrier I like to say in my best
scolding-a-3-year-old voice: "Stealing is wrong". Or if you stick someone
with a plasma grenade: "Oh, you found my grenade! I was looking for that."
or "You're really attractive. To grenades."
The ape-like comments like "suck it" or "eat it bitch" are pretty (yawn)
boring. Anyone else have some good ones?
I was platying a friend and he was running percindicular to me so I shot
a rocket a little ahead so that the two would meet. "You ran into my
rocket!"
Christian MacLauchlan
2004-12-15 19:16:25 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in
Halo 2 when they kill someone.
In ctf if I get a flag carrier I like to say in my best
scolding-a-3-year-old voice: "Stealing is wrong". Or if you stick someone
with a plasma grenade: "Oh, you found my grenade! I was looking for
that." or "You're really attractive. To grenades."
The ape-like comments like "suck it" or "eat it bitch" are pretty (yawn)
boring. Anyone else have some good ones?
not too original, but when I melee someone, I say "welcome to Earf" lifted
from Will Smith in Independence Day when he sucker punches the alien.


CM
Nimzo Indian CCC
2004-12-15 19:28:13 UTC
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If someone kills me when I have the sword, and I go back and kill them and take
it back - I always thank them for holding it for me.
A man, just like other men
2004-12-15 20:12:44 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say in
Halo 2 when they kill someone.
In ctf if I get a flag carrier I like to say in my best
scolding-a-3-year-old voice: "Stealing is wrong". Or if you stick someone
with a plasma grenade: "Oh, you found my grenade! I was looking for
that." or "You're really attractive. To grenades."
The ape-like comments like "suck it" or "eat it bitch" are pretty (yawn)
boring. Anyone else have some good ones?
Most of my on-line comments come from being killed, not doing the killing.
So, classics like:

"Why can't I do that?!?"
"Come on, dang it!"
"No friggin way!"
Nimzo Indian CCC
2004-12-16 05:42:49 UTC
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Post by A man, just like other men
Most of my on-line comments come from being killed, not doing the killing.
"Why can't I do that?!?"
"Come on, dang it!"
"No friggin way!"
OH...when I am killed? It is usually:
F*c**r!
or
What? two bullets to kill me? Must be nice to have it on easy mode, you *****!
Brad
2004-12-17 02:57:51 UTC
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I usually real off something like this son of b-t-c- has a modded Xbox no
way he kills me in two shots.
Brad
Post by Nimzo Indian CCC
Post by A man, just like other men
Most of my on-line comments come from being killed, not doing the killing.
"Why can't I do that?!?"
"Come on, dang it!"
"No friggin way!"
F*c**r!
or
What? two bullets to kill me? Must be nice to have it on easy mode, you *****!
MAX340
2004-12-17 22:22:00 UTC
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Post by lutonomy
Just curious if anyone had any clever/funny things they like to say
"Hey Cert, that ledge is a bad place to be"

"FU Dodge.....
<<<BAM>>>

fucker got me!!"

"I'm tellin ya, its dangerous up there"

"Hey E, you standing next to his body?"

"Yeah, why?"

Maybe ya should duck.....

<<<BAM>>>

"Fucker, howd ya do that?

"Like this: Hey Swampy, see those bodies? Don't stand there."

<<<BAM>>>

"Sonofvabitch!!!"

Of course, after getting a lucky three kills, my hiding spot was discovered.

"Cert, you've been a fine contestant, thanks for playing. As a parting gift,
I'd like ya to have this plasma grenade. Sorry, pin not included."
Max

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of any jackass that threatens it. (embellished
USNavy slogan)

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